"Don't Surveil Me Dude" Dog Sweatshirt — Cute Anti-Surveillance Crewneck
This cozy crewneck wraps you in quiet humor and easy-going comfort. A super cool sunglass-wearing dog sits front-and-center surrounded by surveillance cameras and the tagline “Don’t surveil me dude,” turning a cheeky privacy message into wearable personality.
The medium-heavy cotton–poly blend feels substantial but soft, with a classic crew neckline and clean silhouette that layers seamlessly over tees or under jackets. Built for everyday wear, it holds its shape through repeated washes and keeps the graphic sharp thanks to high-quality printing.
Wear it on casual mornings, on dog-walking rounds, or whenever you want to make people smile without saying a word.
Product features:
-Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and soft handfeel
- Classic crewneck and regular fit with double-needle stitching at stress points
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–sourced cotton; safety compliance met
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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